May 2010
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While watching the Animal Planet, a woman studying lions began watching a wildebeest giving birth.
I began to think about human birth. We are:
-Fragile
-can’t walk
-can’t talk
-can’t even hold ourselves upright
The infant wildebeest on the other hand stood up almost immediately. The animal began to run and nurse, as if it had been born months ago.
So why aren’t we...
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Tiny People.
Me: (after noticing the bus full of elementary school students attempting to enter the cafeteria) Wow that is a lot of tiny people.
Elementary school Girl: (sassily) I am not a tiny people.
Me: (still walking) I haven't seen this many tiny people in a long time.
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Why are the pictures square if the lens is round?
– Steven Wright: When the leaves blow away