February 2012
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Macbook Air Giveaway! from @appsumo →
WIN one for YOU and one for a FRIEND!!!
giveaway from www.appsumo.com
January 2012
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December 2011
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October 2011
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September 2011
4 posts
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Girl, you smell good. Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes?
– Jake from adventure time
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Your Thoughts.
Should i attempt to kick this back up and running? or just stick to twitter and facebook?
July 2011
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Google+ Gets The Social Network Parody Treatment... →
Each day, Mashable highlights one noteworthy YouTube video. Check out all our viral video picks. Just when we thought we’d seen the last of the ever-popular The Social Network parodies, someone went and skewered Google+ through that cinematic lens. Early adopters, rabid invite seeke…
January 2011
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Yogurt tax
me: your total is thirteen dollars even
customer: 13? i thought it was 12-o-one
me: yes that display was before tax, after i press the button it shows tax
customer: (smacks lips) psh.. 99 cents tax! its yogurt!
__-for those of you who dont know, taxes are regulated by the government in the U.S. whether it be state or federal. NOT THE BUSINESS.-__
December 2010
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November 2010
3 posts
Anonymous asked: where are you from?
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Owl emoticon
let it be known that on today. friday, november 19th, 2010. i joshua merryman created this owl on a branch emoticon for my @tweet_hoot twitter account.
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September 2010
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Poll: Which phone skin should i get?
Im getting a phone skin from www.infectious.com/ and i want to know what you think between these two. leave a comment below telling me what you think
link—-> supertape cassette
link—-> Cassette player
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August 2010
5 posts
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My Application to work for IWearYourShirt.com in... →
Please SHARE ([like], RT, Re-post, etc.) AND rate 5 stars as much as possible! i will be answering all of the comments left on the page as well :)
Dinner conversation
– Me- leftie, look at us… We look like children.
Leftie- no you look like children, you have a bare face, I have a BEAR face!
Me- (laughing hysterically)
I’ve got books.
– Joshua “Origami” Merryman
My new favorite movie
Scott pilgrim vs the world is the best movie ever created!
I don’t remember your laugh so I have to make one up.
Sounds like a...
– Courtney Hamner
July 2010
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June 2010
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Easter eggs in Pixar movies →
annie-bella:
(via benbacardi)
Dear Cancer,
dearmeat:
You may have ruined my plans, but you have not ruined my life, and you are certainly not going to take away my health or my happiness. My best is infinitely better than your worst. I may be down, but I am most definitely not out. Bring it, bitch. Love, A Survivor
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Like this video Please →
Im entering a contest for a new camera and $5,000, help me win by liking this video and sharing it with anyone and everyone everywhere! Thanks! ( http://bit.ly/likethisvid )
Words from a true woman.
Dear self righteous feminist bitches,
dearmeat:
Why don’t you just shut your bitch holes already? If there’s one thing I love in this world, it’s cooking. If there’s another thing I love in this world it’s making my man a sandwich. Nothing feels better then bringing your guy a sandwich when he’s with his friends and their feminist bitchy girlfriends. We’re women, it’s our jobs to cook and...
How old is Spongebob? Well in the Spongebob movie...
sound mathematics
teslacake:
helloaubrey:
janba-juice:
airodjames:(via matthewhimself)
hahah eeewwww
That’s not ew. 49 years in Sponge is still young. :)
laughingsquid:
Heartless: The Story of The Tin Man
May 2010
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Advanced?
While watching the Animal Planet, a woman studying lions began watching a wildebeest giving birth.
I began to think about human birth. We are:
-Fragile
-can’t walk
-can’t talk
-can’t even hold ourselves upright
The infant wildebeest on the other hand stood up almost immediately. The animal began to run and nurse, as if it had been born months ago.
So why aren’t we...
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