February 2012
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Macbook Air Giveaway! from @appsumo →
WIN one for YOU and one for a FRIEND!!! giveaway from www.appsumo.com
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January 2012
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December 2011
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October 2011
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September 2011
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“Girl, you smell good. Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes?”
– Jake from adventure time
Sep 25th
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Sep 20th
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Your Thoughts.
Should i attempt to kick this back up and running? or just stick to twitter and facebook?
Sep 20th
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July 2011
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Google+ Gets The Social Network Parody Treatment... →
Each day, Mashable highlights one noteworthy YouTube video. Check out all our viral video picks. Just when we thought we’d seen the last of the ever-popular The Social Network parodies, someone went and skewered Google+ through that cinematic lens. Early adopters, rabid invite seeke…
Jul 20th
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January 2011
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Yogurt tax
me: your total is thirteen dollars even
customer: 13? i thought it was 12-o-one
me: yes that display was before tax, after i press the button it shows tax
customer: (smacks lips) psh.. 99 cents tax! its yogurt!
__-for those of you who dont know, taxes are regulated by the government in the U.S. whether it be state or federal. NOT THE BUSINESS.-__
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December 2010
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November 2010
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Anonymous asked: where are you from?
Nov 20th
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Owl emoticon
let it be known that on today. friday, november 19th, 2010. i joshua merryman created this owl on a branch emoticon for my @tweet_hoot twitter account. ░░░░░░░(ôvô)░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░(::V::)░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░–”-“–░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░
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September 2010
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Poll: Which phone skin should i get?
Im getting a phone skin from www.infectious.com/ and i want to know what you think between these two. leave a comment below telling me what you think link—-> supertape cassette link—-> Cassette player
Sep 15th
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Listena little something i was working on tonight. i...
Sep 2nd
August 2010
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My Application to work for IWearYourShirt.com in... →
Please SHARE ([like], RT, Re-post, etc.) AND rate 5 stars as much as possible! i will be answering all of the comments left on the page as well :)
Aug 31st
“Dinner conversation”
– Me- leftie, look at us… We look like children. Leftie- no you look like children, you have a bare face, I have a BEAR face! Me- (laughing hysterically)
Aug 22nd
“I’ve got books.”
– Joshua “Origami” Merryman
Aug 18th
My new favorite movie
Scott pilgrim vs the world is the best movie ever created!
Aug 13th
“I don’t remember your laugh so I have to make one up. Sounds like a...”
– Courtney Hamner
Aug 12th
July 2010
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June 2010
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Easter eggs in Pixar movies →
annie-bella: (via benbacardi)
Jun 21st
Dear Cancer,
dearmeat: You may have ruined my plans, but you have not ruined my life, and you are certainly not going to take away my health or my happiness.  My best is infinitely better than your worst.  I may be down, but I am most definitely not out.  Bring it, bitch. Love, A Survivor
Jun 12th
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Like this video Please  →
Im entering a contest for a new camera and $5,000, help me win by liking this video and sharing it with anyone and everyone everywhere! Thanks! ( http://bit.ly/likethisvid )
Jun 7th
Words from a true woman.
Dear self righteous feminist bitches, dearmeat: Why don’t you just shut your bitch holes already? If there’s one thing I love in this world, it’s cooking. If there’s another thing I love in this world it’s making my man a sandwich. Nothing feels better then bringing your guy a sandwich when he’s with his friends and their feminist bitchy girlfriends. We’re women, it’s our jobs to cook and...
Jun 4th
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How old is Spongebob? Well in the Spongebob movie...
sound mathematics  teslacake: helloaubrey: janba-juice: airodjames:(via matthewhimself) hahah eeewwww That’s not ew. 49 years in Sponge is still young. :)
Jun 4th
WatchWatch
laughingsquid: Heartless: The Story of The Tin Man
Jun 4th
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May 2010
11 posts
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Advanced?
While watching the Animal Planet, a woman studying lions began watching a wildebeest giving birth. I began to think about human birth. We are: -Fragile -can’t walk -can’t talk -can’t even hold ourselves upright The infant wildebeest on the other hand stood up almost immediately. The animal began to run and nurse, as if it had been born months ago.  So why aren’t we...
May 30th
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